Retarded Quotes

All you have to do is post the most retarded quote you can find. This could be on steam, on the forums or on the servers. Please make sure it's not too offensive!

I'll start:

Quote:Lukey.: are you wanking or summat
Lukey.: ?
Jake: mum was in room

Can we just post Elliot gormless quotes?
e.g. 'in water polo, dont the horses drown?' or one of his most famous quotes, 'when donkeys grow up, do they turn into horses?'
just so everyone knows this guy was about 15 when he said these haha

"How do Sharks get people in Egypt it's a desert?"
"Is Africa a country?"
"Americans are so stupid they named a state after KFC"

guess who

KYUUULLLL

"Hey."

"Nope."

"Yes."

"what are u doing?"
"Looking at ur fayce<3"

*a guy and a girl texting"
Guy: "Hey, what are you doing?"
Girl: "Nothing"
Guy: "Yes, you're writing with me."
Girl: "Fuck you.."

is that a mars bar in your pocket? or are you just pleased to see me